Named and Shamed

I was going to write about my fashion disaster that occurred last week, but my attention has been forced towards a rather more x rated topic. I in no way think i am a fridged when it comes to PORN. Although it's not my idea of great TV either, but i understand it's there and people enjoy it.

I do however feel it is crossing the line, when i log onto my computer this morning to be literally slapped in the face by what only can be describe as bored husbands porn. I ask myself why can't i just have a nice quiet bowl of cereal for breakfast.

I have often switched the TV on to find, the channel on 999 sky's guide, and wondered to myself whether it is a cover up for late night, porn surfing. But this morning i had it confirmed.

I find this highly amusing and so sent my husband a text to advise that his hands were obviously too busy to shut the computer down properly last night, and so he has been caught with his hand in the cookie jar, or shall i say hand ON the cookie jar.

Know my thoughts turn to the future and what to do from here, do i give the porn surfer a run for his money and give him his ultimate fantasies or do i teach him a lesson, by starving him for at least two week.

suggestions someone please........................

COCKTAIL HOUR

So picture this, I'm lying in bed at 5am Monday morning after Bella's night/morning feed. The sun's coming out and I'm feeling soo tired, it's only the beginning of the day as well as the beginning of the week. When it come to me, what i need to get me through the day, week, month. COCKTAIL HOUR
I'm thinking of that horrible time of day, which for me is 3-4. lunch is long gone, dinner time not due for a while, Bella snoozing in her crib, lily quietly colouring.(who am i kidding I'm no mother of the year, she's in front of the telly) Me I'm needing a little something to get me through till bed time. Cocktails all round at 3pm. wouldn't it be great to all get together for the world biggest cocktail hour. What cocktail would you drink? I would like a martini, i love olive's plus i would so need that kick it gives you when it goes down your throat. umm.
Did you know that Durex do a Pina Colada Play. Not the sort of cocktail i was thinking of, but hey still could be fun.
I'm off for a pina colada :)

My First Ever Blog

Well, i finally started my own blog, lol. Feels kinda like a diary but not so secret.
And as is typical of myself, my mind is going blank. I plan to write a blog each week about events, plans, and actions that take place in my life. Sounds like a star trek kind of thing, "to boldly go, where no man has gone before". Not that i am a trekie fan, or sci fi one, or a man for that matter!!!!
How strange it feels for me on a Sunday night. the days just wizz by during the week and i never get that Sunday night feeling. The hate getting up for Monday morning feeling and the start of a new week feeling. Maybe it's because i have children that there never is a lye in at the weekends and so i never feel like it's going to be an early Monday morning. Who else gets that Sunday night feeling? And what is the cure? Having children!!!! lol
Maybe it's because as a child my mum always cooked roast dinner's on Sunday and done the ironing, we where always bored on Sunday's as children. Was it just my mum with the predictable Sunday roast?
Anyway i'm rambling, I also plan to widen my knowledge so shall put an interesting fact with my blog.
As it is fathers day did you know that the first fathers day was on June 19, 1910. it was founded by Sonora Smart Dodd. She was raised by her father along with 6 siblings, and felt fathers should be recognised as much a mothers are.
father can mean - a male parent, a male ancestor, a priest, God.
That was a bit of a boring fact, but hey it's my first ever blog, give me a break. lol
Happy blogging, catch you next week.